Tourists!

Tourists! They are everywhere and come in all sizes, shapes and nationalities. There I was, quietly walking through the gardens of one of the incredible Japanese gardens that surrounds a shrine. There were six of them! They jumped me! It was a desperate struggle and under great duress, I answered their questions. They wanted to know if I wanted to make a statement! They told me that my answers would be studied and that their English teacher would grade them according to what I wrote. What could I do? They were completely charming and I couldn't help but answer. (They think they captured a giant but I escaped.)